Indiana Jones and the Really Silly Plot!
We saw the Crystal Skull last night. Overall it was quite fun, but. Harrison Ford is too old for this shit. That’s just all there is to it. Or maybe I’m still a little squicked at the “abandon your wife and run off with the anorexic chick” crap. Dunno. Cate Blanchett makes a fine villain, and that Shia kid is a cutie. Extra added bonus – I understood all the vulgar Russian things the bad guys were saying during their car chases. Heh heh.
So, when I was at Target today I picked up DVDs of the first and third Indiana Jones movies (there was a second movie? really? la la la, I can’t hear you……) and we watched the Last Crusade this evening. Very entertaining, hearing the kiddies discuss the theology/science of living eternally. They kept asking me whether Dr. Schneider was a GOOD GUY or a BAD GUY (she was the Nazi mad scientist). I tried to explain the non-binary, oh-so-subtly-nuanced nature of her, um, nature, but I don’t think I succeeded. They decided she was just crazy.
It was also sad to see Denholm Eliot’s character turned into a buffoon (sort of like Gimli in Lord of the Rings). Oh well.